A new and novel path to modelling madness... 'Sprinklys' !!!
White crossbelts and piping on Waterloo British Infantry and 95th Riflemen... the road to madness.
Pea-Dot cammo on Waffen SS thugs................................................... the road to madness.
'Sprinklys' into apples and oranges on yer market stall........ the ultimate road to madness so far!!!
'Sprinklys' come in sealed plazzi bags, each one holding two hundred thousand of the little bastards, in every colour under the sun. From which, using a blob of Blu-Tak on the end of a matchstick, you extract the red, yellow, orange and green ones into separate piles. Then, after bunging a bit of double sided into the baskets on yer market stall, you apply said 'Sprinklys' in any way you deem attractive while crooning maniacally.
A working instruction with piccys will be published when the six Valium tablets I've just gobbled, along with four cans of extra strong lager, kick in and I return to normal.