" What`s going on?"
Hi,guys,I had a word with General Mike Rose,and he helped out with classified info,that some of the Fiddle Wood Foot & Mouth Grenadier Lt Company`s were on Ops and it seems ADM, has commondeered their landing craft in the Midle East to do a spot of Fishing with President Trump. Learning from their SAS training to be resourceful they have turned their Sentry boxes into speed boats,and plan to board and evict ADM,and others off their Landing Craft and take it back.
"TRUMP! Or No TRUMP! In he goes feet or head first,followed a close second by ADM! "
Meanwhile sitting in the dark....
BB,is wearing a Wooly Brown Hat, and has Sticky Wet Chocolate Powder smeared all over his face and he`s on the phone to Mike Rose General Commanding!
"BB,likes to get into character,it brings memories back."
It`s not good news,there seems to be problems with the newly selected special boat squadron of `The Fiddle Wood Foot & Mouth`,getting the make shift elastic band motor running freely into action.
" They just ain`t moving!"
" Oh! No!Becalmed !"____________
" And there`s TRUMP & ADM,drinking all the British Booze aboard,while others are baiting their fishing-hooks for them."
"What? Get E`m Off BB."
Their army training kicks in,as they put their size 15 inch boots to those make shift motors.....and the elastic bands started into unwinding action,and as you see they are making good headway at last.
" go get that boat please?" said the timid tiny button.
" YIPEEEEEE! Go get that Landing Craft?"
Meanwhile Much Later
"It was very dark as night had fallen across that part of the Med,and it seemed like moving silver in the moon light.......As the Landing Craft was boared in complete Pirate Surprise! The Battle Cry.` Up The Fiddle Wood Foot & Mouth!' Was Yelled Out.Followed by a Sudden Scuffle! Followed by two Huge Thundering Splashes as TRUMP & ADM went Head over Heels,into the Drink. "
" Mission Accomplished!"
"Questions are now being asked why did these two cry out in Russian, to be saved? "
So on the next morning tide all will be on British Soil,ready for painting. To be continued BB