Heres some from the september2009 pg 91-99 (Best jokes of the world):
Argentina
An elderly couple goes to Burger King, where they carefully split a burger and fries. A trucker takes pity on them and offers to buy the wife her own meal.
''It's all right,'' says the husband. ''We share everything.''
A few minutes later, the trucker notices that the wife hasn't taken a bite. ''I really wouldn't mind buying your wife her own meal,'' he insists.
''She'll eat,'' the husband assures him. ''We share everything.''
Unconvinced, the trucker implores the wife, ''Why aren't you eating?''
The wife snaps, ''Because I'm waiting for the teeth!''
The one from
australia is the one about paws and pauses
China
My cousin always ''borrows'' money from her older brother's piggy bank, which drives him crazy. One day, she found the piggy in, of all places, the refrigerator. Inside was this note: ''Dear sister, I hope you'll understand, but my capital has been frozen.''
Canada
A man says to a friend, ''My wife is on a three-week diet.''
''Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?''
''Two weeks.''
Croatia
A concerned police officer approaches a boy crying in front of a newsstand.
''What's wrong?'' he asks.
''Superman isn't out yet!''
''I'll handle it,'' the cop assures him. ''Hey, Superman!'' he shouts. ''Come on out! We won't hurt you!''
Czech Republic
A man calls a radio deejay and says, ''I've found a wallet with a hundred thousand koruny inside. There's also a card that says ‘Jan Ziegler, Seifert Street 3, Prague.' ''
''So?'' says the deejay. ''What do you want us to do? ''
''Would you be so kind as to play the man a song?''
Actually i don't understand Czech's and Croatia's
More when i have time, enjoy!