Posted by Beano Boy on 04 Feb 2014, 12:52
There might be those out there who might well ask,Why am I trying so hard to read this Manuscript Book?Now that is a fine upstanding question ,so I `d like to thank you all for this outstanding indirect question. Well it appears my dear old eliterate Uncle Neddy Eddie Longbottom Beano,being an outstanding Sane Fellow,but rather absent minded too,cannot remember what he indeed did write about in the first place when he knew what on earth he was writing about,and as for me I never could read it in the fist place,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and he wants me to be able to read and translate it in order to sell it,because he being the literal ingenios fellow that is,is so fond of his finest work`s.No not just the book but also his Wonderful now Highly Cromed Square Wheeled Bike.I struggle to undertake this daily task because of share highly motivated greed! Yes greed on my part,because poor old fantasticially rich Uncle Neddie Eddie Longbottom Beano,has a Big Fat Will in place,that states in legal terms ,that if I undertake to do this translation of his Manuscript full of highly polished meaningful word`s all with letters not looking like letter`s at all,that make word`s so highly shined and so well buffed up in his unque style,Well he`s left me everything.His fantastic privately owned Greek Island now renaimed BEANO,with a well defined Medieval Castle upon a cliff,and all his ton`s of money to Boot,but. Yes there is always a BUT! I must translate his finest work,and I must never remove that supper gleaming Square Wheeled Bike from the wall above the Fireplace Mantlepiece in this now my own front room. Now due to Uncle Neddie Eddie Longbottom Beano,I am caught well inbetween a rather large Rock and the steepest Highplace that one could well imagine.Cunningly while rubbing my sceamming hands with thier greedy fingers,I have thought perhaps I could just lie,and write a something quite wonderfully inspirring and which could,and would indeed so for it, take the world of lierature by storm,but! Yes yet another But again. What if my Uncle Neddie Eddie Longbottom Beano remembers what he did on earth write in the first place.True,Thats very true he could never ever read it,and could never ever learn to read now,because his head being so full up with future wonderful inventions just a ticking over inside it .Like the famous now Square Wheeled Bike. So much so that he cannot cram anymore of what he terms as Topsy Turvyness into it,him being the remarkible ingenious fellow that he is.Of course I could do the greedy thing and rewrite his splendid book,but upon remembering upon the subject matter inside dear old Uncle Neddie Eddie Longbottom Beano,being the stout fellow with great over coming idea`s could in fact ask someone to read it to him...........................I would lose EVERYTHING! If you get my Drift....This has been brought to you by Beano Boy Productions.....Copyright Feb 2014. I used to be quite normal but it drove me mad..... See Ya...............BB