Posted by Paul on 04 May 2009, 11:46
Bloke goes for a job a timberyard
The boss says that they are a very good timberyard and only sell to the top of society, so he won´t just employ anyone
The bloke says "no problem, I´m so good I can tell what type of wood, how old and what condition it is Blindfolded.
Ok, thinks the boss, blindfolds the bloke and puts a plank of wood on a table in front of him. The bloke sniffs and feels the plank and after a few seconds says" Oak, 100 years old, well stored.
Hmmm thinks the boss and puts another plank in front of the bloke, same happens as before, and the bloke says "beech, 30 years old, well stored"
Right thinks the boss, I´ll get the showoff and quickly lays his grandmother on the table, The Bloke sniffs and feels, and says "pah, that´s easy, a badly stored sh*thouse door from a fishingboat"