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Posted by stenfalk on 22 Aug 2016, 20:26

Friends, you make me happy! Obviously I have no problems with alcohol - I´m vegetarian! :eh: :shock: :drool: My doctor will be pleased... :-D
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Posted by Beano Boy on 23 Aug 2016, 03:06

i made some HOOTCH once,using a copper still,that made very large burping,gurgling noises,
and that hissssssssssst out aloud,and rocked as if listening to Heavy Metal, or Gunnar!
As sprays of steam fogged up my glasses it made it self evident it was wise not to smoke within 20 meters of that thing.
As it was aging nicely sitting upon the shelves of that old sagging building.
It blew the shed roof off as all the glass jars exploded during a hot day.

Many years later i made another batch ,from the Mrk 2 version Still of highly polished copper. A rather strange odd but highly secret thing which helped Britain enter the Space Race,by getting HUBBLE up there on only two barrels of the stuff.

There were in fact three small barrels of that volatile stuff ,and so everyone got pie eyed p...ed! :-D BB
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Posted by Susofrick on 23 Aug 2016, 08:13

Poor Remco! He had to listen four hours!
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Posted by Beano Boy on 11 Oct 2016, 14:46

Sometimes things have to wait repair, for instance our little back gate we shared in the process of making many years ago needs repair. On much closer examination of it, it was decided that we, well i really needed to make another,however that work was put on hold until later.

So time passes by_________

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__________ and today the little gate still needs replacing, but as i caught sight of it i fetched out the camera and snapped a shot,because in line with repair i saw the funny sunny side of it.

Mrs B,had finished planting winter,and spring bulbs in clay pots in the tiny front and back of little place in England,and her dirty sandles needed washing and she left them to dry on her favourite spot for such drying out.
i funny like mentioned to Mrs B," i see you could not wait any longer for the new gate,and have repaired the old one." ____________" No, I`ve not touched it", was of course her reply as she came by my side and looked at it with an odd look upon her face. ___ in good humoured banter i declared my punchline,"You have, by adding another two feet to it." :-D BB
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Posted by Wiking on 19 Oct 2016, 15:54

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Posted by Kekso on 02 Nov 2016, 12:03

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I hope no one will find it offensive because I find it funny. I like and respect Germany and Germans very much. ;-)
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Posted by MABO on 02 Nov 2016, 18:33

I will laugh later, I am still working...
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Posted by Beano Boy on 02 Nov 2016, 22:14

You worked late Jan, but relax and enjoy the rest of the day. BB
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Posted by Susofrick on 03 Nov 2016, 08:40

And I thought that was about Sweden!
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Posted by Peter on 03 Nov 2016, 20:20

Susofrick wrote:And I thought that was about Sweden!

No problem Gunnar! Replace Germany by Sweden and you get the same answer! :-D
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Posted by Beano Boy on 09 Nov 2016, 01:33

Mrs B.bought me the 2017 Calender,which sweet of her. She also bought me two extra things too.

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So in line with this topic." It` a Laugh", I also have these_____

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Which is Perfect for a Beano Boys such a i. :-D BB
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Posted by Kekso on 16 Dec 2016, 19:53

For all of you who don't understand Croatian it was meant that items are handmade :xd: :xd: :xd:

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Posted by Andreas on 27 Jan 2017, 14:17

Andreas has updated their profile
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Posted by Peter on 13 Feb 2017, 18:57

Remco didn't like this picture:

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And I can't see why? :eh:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Posted by FredG on 13 Feb 2017, 21:04

Beano Boy wrote:Which is Perfect for a Beano Boys such a i. :-D BB


But can she find a Topper or a Swift? :P
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Posted by Kekso on 02 Mar 2017, 10:27

I'm selling parachute. Once used, never opened. It has some stains.
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