It´s a laugh

[Susofrick]

The voice is nice, the ballad is nice, the girls look nice, but the choreography look a little strange.

[Paul]

This is an amazon review of a hair- removal product for men..the customer reviews are the funniest things ever...79 pages of complete loonacy..(warning..some bad language )
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-R ... -uk-c81-21

[Paul]

Amazon reviews (they are real)


and the amazon review ;
I purchased this product 4.7 billion years agoand when I opened it today, it was half empty.

or;
My son wanted Play Doh for his birthday but unfortunately Toys ‘R’ Us was sold out of it. I figured this would be the next best thing. He absolutely LOVES it and told me he wishes he had a third hand because its so much fun! I told him maybe his kids would have better luck. A dozen more cans are on their way! Thanks Amazon.com!



I have a far better deal for you. For $200,000.00 I’ll personally follow you around and tell you the time whenever you ask. I’m very accurate and never need winding. Put me on your yacht, take me skiing, or place me in your villa in the South of Spain. You’ll never even know I’m there.

For an additional $75,000 I also do temperature and humidity.




Don't order this product if you have a conscience. The unicorns in the industrial unicorn farms live in appalling conditions, in many cases worse than those of the pegasus ranches. Don't believe the propaganda of Lisa Frank and the other tycoons of big unicorn; all that awaits these poor creatures is the abattoir and the rainbow factory. Be ethical and buy (kosher) dragon meat instead.

and;

I must say that the inspection process at the unicorn canning facility leaves a LOT to be desired. When I received my can of Radiant Farms Unicorn Meat, instead of finding salivatingly tasty unicorn morsels, when I opened the can, something that looked amazingly like a small gnome dropped out onto my plate. At least I think it is a gnome. It might be a Smurf, since it looks blue, but it may have asphyxiated in the can. This completely ruined my son's unicorn-themed birthday party, since neither I nor my husband had the time to go out and find a virgin to lure a real unicorn into the van. Very disappointed!

[Paul]

another one;



I've always thought that decorative religious dashboard figures made classy accessories for my automobiles. Because of a recent freak accident that happened to my car while it was parked on the street in front of my flat, I was in the market for a new one. It happened shortly after I was transferred by my employer to head up our Middle East customer service call center based in Tehran, Iran. I had a really SWEET Dashboard Mohammed on my Cadillac Eldorado, but I was awakened in the wee hours one morning to the sound of an explosion. I found my car had been reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble.

I think my neighbors must have felt sorry for my stroke of bad luck with the car, because they left a really neat hand-made replica of Uncle Sam on my front porch for me. A note had been thoughtfully pinned to the Uncle Sam doll's chest with a lovely dagger. The English wasn't good... but it said something about them giving me a 'Fatwah'... which must mean a stuffed Uncle Sam doll.

I couldn't find a replacement Dashboard Mohammad in any of the local stores, so I ordered this Dashboard Jesus for my new company car. It gets alot of attention from the locals on my commute to work... they often chase may car, pointing at it and shouting their appreciation in their own language.

[Paul]

[Paul]

[Paul]

Richard III's body found in Leicester.
Ugly, disfigured and unloved, Leicester is just off junction 21 of the M1

[Paul]

[Susofrick]

[Peter]

Does it have to be a Scot? Can it be changed in Dutch

Good one Paul

[mickey mouse]

Does it have to be a Scot? Can it be changed in Dutch

Good one Paul

or... a belgian?
but seriously now, paul
thats a good one

[Peter]

The German army has new vehicles

[Kekso]

A veterinarian walks into human doctor's office.
Doctor: What's the problem?
Veterinarian: Yeah, it is so easy when you can ask patient

Hope it's understandable. My english is ok but I don't have experience in joke translation

[Susofrick]

Very silly for us Wild West fans.

[bilsonius]

Just came across this great little video - some of you chaps in the Low Countries may already know it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6W2ZMpsxhg

[Xantippos]

That Sdkfz Smart is great!

Just today I have seen this similar pics;

[Wheeling Turn]

The Pope died. As he stands before Heavens gate Saint Petrus ask who he is. I am the Pope.!! Pope Pope?? There is no one on my list. You cannot come in. Pope: But I am Gods messenger on earth the head of the Catholic church !!! Gods messenger??? Catholic church??? Not on my list. But hey I will ask the boss. He God here is this guy saying he is called Pope and beiing your messenger on earth??? God: I have no messenger and why should I. But lets ask my son. Jeeeeesus come here boy. Have you ever seen this guy over there. He is called Pope and said he is the head of the catholic church?? Jesus starts to laugh.....Well Daddy can you remember this little club I started around 2000 years ago??? They exist to this day......

[Paul]

[Paul]

[Susofrick]

Ha! Was walking with two boxers a while ago and a bush (not a brush) started to shake and bark quite violently. Me and my dogs just looked surprised at the bush and then a young of those above (grävling in Swedish) ran away from the bush. Luckily the dogs (90 kg together) never understood what happened.

And now we have your phone number! Sigh!