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Posted by Paul on 24 Oct 2013, 08:28

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Posted by Peter on 03 Dec 2013, 20:26

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Posted by Susofrick on 06 Dec 2013, 10:37

It's not easy to be a soldier! I am very happy that I went through the military service without anything like this happening (but then I never was on public display either). :-D

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Posted by Benno on 06 Dec 2013, 10:44

Haha that made me laugh real hard Gunnar. :-D
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Posted by Peter on 06 Dec 2013, 21:06

Benno wrote:Haha that made me laugh real hard Gunnar. :-D

How dare you laugh with my collegues? :mrgreen:

No Belgians involved I have seen! :lol:
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Posted by Benno on 06 Dec 2013, 23:59

Peter wrote:No Belgians involved I have seen! :lol:
But probably they all have Belgian blood. :-D
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Posted by Peter on 07 Dec 2013, 09:12

Benno wrote:But probably they all have Belgian blood. :-D

No :nono: But they have sea-legs! :mrgreen:
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Posted by Susofrick on 09 Dec 2013, 11:47

I knew I saw Peter somewhere there! :-D
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Posted by Peter on 09 Dec 2013, 20:34

Susofrick wrote:I knew I saw Peter somewhere there! :-D

No, you didn't! :lol:
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Posted by Kekso on 17 Feb 2014, 18:32

I don't know if this one was posted here before. I can't read whole topic :D

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
Mississippi."
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Posted by Peter on 24 Feb 2014, 19:53

This is how the Dutch won their medals at Soschi 2014! :mrgreen:

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Posted by Kekso on 10 Mar 2014, 15:00

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This guy really has bad luck :mrgreen:
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Posted by armpcm on 10 Mar 2014, 15:13

Kekso wrote:This guy really has bad luck :mrgreen:


Bad Karma indeed. :lol:
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Posted by Mário on 17 Mar 2014, 21:18

How do you say "gazelle" in lion's talk:
Fast food!
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Posted by Kekso on 01 Apr 2014, 18:57

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Posted by Paul on 22 Apr 2014, 20:07

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Posted by Peter on 02 May 2014, 21:17

Strange but true, this is the story of Frane Selak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZyUWLW7kEI
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Posted by Ochoin on 10 Jun 2014, 01:58

Man Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Calibre Pistol

This is a story of self control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a man against a fierce predator.



What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?
The Beretta Jetfire: 25 calibre popgun.




While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my wife we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive
If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my wife's knee cap was all it took. The bear got her and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace..
It's one of the best pistols in my collection
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Posted by Kekso on 17 Sep 2014, 23:38

How to tell the time in Italy... I laughed so hard :-D :-D :-D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvB3Uvdggxs
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Posted by Emperor on 18 Sep 2014, 20:37

I don't know did anybody post this before, but I found it hilarious...It gave me stress release in the darkest moments...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqHtgNajFxs
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