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Posted by Susofrick on 08 Mar 2018, 11:47

Saw this at another place and since I know the original I find this quite funny:
"Roses are dead, violets are too, 'cause I haven't watered them since 2002" :-D
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Posted by Beano Boy on 16 Mar 2018, 19:41

THE MISADVENTURES OF BB

:mrgreen: BB`s first attempt at using epoxy resin glue.

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:coffee: the work went well and the two halves went together slick and most proper.
:mrgreen: But they are stuck fast to BB`s old work table!
:sst: perhaps a little black powder will shift them.
:coffee: I`ll start making some tomorrow. BB
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Posted by Peter on 22 Mar 2018, 14:01

I can recommend these Paul:

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Posted by FredG on 22 Mar 2018, 16:11

No half measures Peter, get the job done

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Posted by Beano Boy on 22 Mar 2018, 18:17

The sound of the rip roaring Guns being hammered off my old work table by exploding well laid charges of home-made black powder did shake and smoke our little house up very quickly.
Very soon after our neighbours saw our house lift off its foundations, The Bomb Squad arrived . :coffee: "Come in lads." I said," Have some tea and cake."____ :mrgreen: "BB was left very black faced again." _________ :coffee: It sure was like old times.
:sst: "another table needs ordering from amazon now."
:cowboy: " But BB, won`t get charged VAT!"
:sst: "because of him being a smouldering and quite blown up aged P."
;-) That`s true, BB
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Posted by Graeme on 23 Mar 2018, 17:38

Glueing things to your work bench isn't so bad Paul.

Anyone remember the bit in "The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole" where young Adrian decides to experiment with glue sniffing?

https://www.myreviewer.com/DVD/149326/Adrian-Mole-The-Complete-Series/149329/JPEG
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Posted by Peter on 25 Mar 2018, 20:39

FredG wrote:No half measures Peter, get the job done

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Have mercy with misses BB, Fred. Now she still has a home to live in. But Paul with explosives! Bad idea! :mrgreen:
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Posted by FredG on 25 Mar 2018, 20:52

But it's not big enough a charge to destroy the whole house :lol:
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Posted by Paul on 16 Apr 2018, 20:23

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Posted by Graeme on 17 Apr 2018, 05:14

One of my favourites Paul. But I hurt my ribs laughing at the fox.:-D :yeah:
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Posted by Graeme on 17 Apr 2018, 11:15

I really like his apartment building:

https://youtu.be/6mtluyHcOnk
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Posted by Paul on 17 Apr 2018, 16:57

The "crazy house" in Mon Oncle :yeah: Off and on I´ve thought it would be an interesting subject for a scratchbuild..if I had the skill.
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Posted by Beano Boy on 15 Jan 2019, 05:01



THE PLANK
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Posted by Graeme on 15 Jan 2019, 17:31

A work of genius, and Eric Sykes was a national treasure.

Perhaps the only film where a lump of wood gets top billing in the opening credits, but it deserved it. The plank played a great part and performed some really cool stunts. :xd:
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Posted by FredG on 15 Jan 2019, 18:05

Graeme wrote:The plank played a great part


I thought its acting was a little wooden.

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Posted by Paul on 15 Jan 2019, 18:50

.....which resulted in it´s career being shelved
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Posted by Beano Boy on 16 Jan 2019, 01:07

Roy Castle got the smelly part. :-D BB
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Posted by FredG on 17 Jan 2019, 09:07

Paul wrote:.....which resulted in it´s career being shelved


He was definitely floored by that....... :mrgreen:
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Posted by Paul on 17 Jan 2019, 20:00

there´s a grain of truth in that
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Posted by FredG on 17 Jan 2019, 20:31

I'm glad you replied Paul, I was getting board. :wave:
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