Great,l have just read about this overheard conversation between these two bright sparks.However who on earth has used my computer in this way? It is beyond rhyme or reason to my tiny little grey cell`s,or even a Wonderment to the itty bitty one that l might have................................Part Two. Well Fred,Talking so of a buzz when feeding ,come take a look see at this.
Oh my Oh My! l have a heart MayBell, I love those Things! ( See footnote later concerning heart! )...
. That is the trouble Fred. The Sleep Painter,BB just loves E`m too.So much so,that Mrs B has told him.No treats,No food between meals,And no Nothing!Now hang on MayBell,before l split a seam trying hard to work this one out.If you don`t have a nothing,then you would sure have a something! Yes Fred.However this is how they talk Proper Like in Norwich.OK? So mayBell you are saying Humans get to eat these things? Yip! Well l never! They actually eat them? Yip! So MayBell whats the problem? l`ll explain Fred.It was years ago way back in the day when BB`s Uncle Neddy Eddy Longbottom Beano,got our bright bean of a BoyThe FiddleWood Gnome hooked on eating these Fresh Creamy,Puffed Up Apple Things,which is making him perfectly the right size to fit onto his 3 Seater Couch.Oh my! MayBell.l`ve seen him overlapping that thing.Yes Fred,and so has Mrs B.........Fred,let`s go see what Beano Boy is doing right now.He`s over there at his tiny work table. Sounds good to me even though l`m earless!...
. Hello guys.What are you up to? Well Fred and I thought we`d see up close what you`re doing.Oh did ya!
Look out you two. MayBell,Fred,,,,,,,,,,Fred! Watch out this Knife is sharp. Gosh! You two are pushing your luck.
l swear you two put together are more trouble then all my 5 children ever were.
We sort off thought we might help.Well MayBell you said you would help before,and now l`m 3 Tree`s missing and 20 Elastic Bands short. Don`t look at me BB,l ant got no mouth! That's Ok Fred,l know where they`ve all gone.If you really want to help Fred you can clean my tin car.You MayBell will supervise the work,and get some of Freds Pepper Pot Friends to help him.Wow! l can do that,but what does clean mean? Fred,MayBell will show you what to do.OK? Yes.Yip! A OK!...................And So........................
Your doing fine Fred. Am l really? Yip!...
Very nice action Fred. Where are your mates who are supposed to help you? Well MayBell,they get in my way. So l sent them round the back to do that side.Oh did Ya? Well it`s Beano Boys fault really. You see since he gave me my thingy inside me,they don`t understand me,or even like what l have become. What do you mean Fred? You see MayBell that's the point,I`m a Fred now,and not a Dalek!....
.Ok,you guys,you do a good jod,and l`ll see if Beano Boy can give you what he gave Fred. Don`t want one! Don`t want one!Having one does not comput!Reason Good does not comput.Reason Good does not comput.Reason,what is reason? Question does not comput. Reason does not comput! ............It is upon this happy note MayBell answers them all............." Please yourself Boys"..............Please,Self,Boys does not comput!............................ ( Foot note : Is it possible to change evil into good? Well in the World of Fantasy, of story telling it is possible to do such a wonder...................and so this is what happened in this very tall tale. Beano Boy see`ing this struggling Dalek realised something was wrong with the little Pepper Pot Alien.So he decided to help it. The FiddleWood Gnome,fiddled away countless hours of work.In the end he concluded that,this life good or otherwise was failing,and soon would be no more.It is a well known fact that Gnome`s respect all life.So a replacement part was needed,and there was none to hand.So he made one for this thing that had no feelings what so ever.A conversion. A crude tiny metal can,with a Light of Blue,that flashed on & off was wired up inside it. Instantly there was a change.Like the Tin Man of old,who in the end thought he had a heart.The Dalek thought so too,and became capable of thought,and of reasoning,and of feelings.He even laughed!................Like he said,"I have become a FRED !" ) This is The End. However it seems that l am now sleep typing too. Thank you all for looking BB
.... Oh,l`m fine MayBell.And you ,how are you? I`m fine and Dandy & having fun with Beano Boy! Really,Whats he up to today? Well Fed,he`s cutting some of these off the spree today.......Wow! They do look Funny & rather Blue!.
...Yip! They do that Fred.And he`s doing other stuff too. Gosh! MayBell,Where does he find the Time?...Oh,thats easy to answer Fed.He does not Sleep Proper like others do. REALLY? Yip,And when he does have 40 Wink`s.He Sleep Paints without even knowing it.Yes ,And when he does wake with that big Yawn! He think`s that little i,MayBell ,Has done all that Dip & Splash on Work for him. Really? Yip! He`s quite an odd bean of a Beanno Boy really.So what else is he doing today?....
...Well Fred,He`s making some of These! Really,Gosh! They do look Wonderful! Yes indeed,But what are they MayBell?....it is at this point MayBell skampers off just to show all this rather odd stuff to Fred...
. Well Fred, they are what he calls,Tree`s.Yes l know Fred,lt`s so Funny ! And like you Fred,l laughed too.And he makes e`m out of this stuff!...
...Really? MayBell,He`s as Crackers as his Uncle Neddy Eddy Longbottom Beano for inventing Crazy Thing`s! l know just what you mean Fred.However these things do taste nice.No Way! Would l eat one.Give me Radiation anytime,But not That! Well Fred ,You are an Alien that Glows in the Dark!So,To each to his own as Beano Boy,often say`s. Anyway Fred l Like E`m!
So MayBell,With me not having any mouth & teeth,What do they taste and feel like,When you Chew on E`m?Well I must say l prefure Beano Boys Elastic Bands,But these are still quite nice, With a taste between a Rank Nutty Flavour & an Old Musty Football Sock! Really? Yip! Fred. Wow! MayBell,That Taste Thing must be really nice to have. All l get at Feed Time,is a Big Atomic Buzz out of it. ...............End of Part One
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Beano boy.Why didn't you put our tree thing here,instead of on Tutorials? Well MayBell & Fred,I just had to. 
She is soon met by her 2nd best friend,BB being her first one.Hello Fred. Hi MayBell,what are you up to today? Well Fred l`m watching the French.My they do look a splendid site MayBell.Yip,it`s due to all that paint on E`m Fred.
Lord Wellington will be glad to hear this news MayBell.Well,Fred,we will go find Neddy Eddy Longbottom Beano,and he can go tell old trunky nose himself..
Come on Fred lets scarper into the tree`s,before those Frenchy`s spot us. Ok MayBell l don`t like the look of them bayonets. So onwards deeper and deeper into the tree`s our two intrepid spy`s travil.
Now quite well hid from view and with every direction looking the same. Fred,Fred! Beano Boy is making all these tree`s. Yes MayBell we know this. But Fred,l`m scared.
What are you frightened of MayBell? Well you see Fred, l`m scared stiff of getting lost in this Woodland BB is making. Don`t worry so MayBell, l`ve already worked out a plan to avoid us getting lost. Really Fred,Oh boy am l glad to hear that Fred. Gosh l thought we were lost. You are such a silly MayBell.
Look MayBell,see that elastic band? Yip,l do Fred. Well l`ve been leaving a trail of them behind me MayBell.So we can find our way out easy like. Oh,Dear Me Fred.
Oh dear me,what MayBell? Well l thought you were just leaving nice treat`s for me Fred,and l`ve sort of. Sort of what MayBell? Well,sort of..............of.............eaten them. What eaten them all MayBell? Oh no,l`ve not eaten this one yet Fred. Not to worry MayBell,Plan B you can always eat our way out of here,because you love to eat BB`s tree`s. Gosh you are right Fred,l like especially the wire`ry bits in the middle,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,very tasty indeed.Yes, l`ll try to do that Fred,and perhaps we can get home before Tea. Come on MayBell. Fred,Fred! What now? Fred, I`m so glad we are back in Fantisy & Sci + fi.Me too MayBell,tutorials is not for me. ( Please don`t ask me where Fred keeps elastic bands because for the life of me,l just don`t know. )
Hi Fred. Hello MayBell. I see Beano Boy has finished some of his Tree`s off. Yes Fred,but l don't like all this green stuff he`s put on them.Really MayBell why is that?....
Well Fred,l prefer these.
These new arrivals are on their Woddling way ,but to where?......
Hello little ones,where are you off to. Hi MayBell, Hi Fred.We are off to BB`s Pond, they all chuckled! Hold on guy`s,it`s not finished yet.Oh! No! That can`t be so. Well it is true, he`s been so busy of late that he has had no time to finish it. But Fred ,it can`t be so because Mom received a letter from Beano Boy. A letter! What sort of letter? We don`t know they all said.Mom just read it out aloud to us.She read it with her one good eye,and bent beak,and it just read,"Pond finished send Ducklings for day out pond dipping.BB "
He! He! He! Our plan worked Hissingly Well. Good, here comes Dinner! Oh! No you Don`t ! I gessed as much.I just knew this was going to happen when you three Side Winders were left on the table.
You little ones can Woddle a while longer with us. As for you three you best Scarper! Before Fred Exterminates! You. They are gone and as fast as a good Sunday Lunch to a hungry man........... ( In case you are in a Puzzlement! It is a well known fact that Rattle Snakes now how to write down Duck Lingo! However it is another matter all together if all one Eyed Deformed Duck`s can read Duck Writing ! It is also Highly Debated upon in Certain Circles (i) if BB can write at all.) 
Let`s leave my two chum`s to their chatter,and listen to some of mine. Now it is true that since being injured many years ago I have regained the use of my hands & Arms, and do take pride in the fact that I can dress my self proper like all the other FiddleWood Gnomes now.I suppose you might be surprised to see me in my best Garb! I am aspecially found of buttons.No,no, no. Mrs B did these up for me because I had a well good Sticky Hot Cross Bun in each hand at the time.I`m so glad she did because I always get them wrong. After the phone call ,I told Mrs B,they are bringing them round.Gosh! Really? Yes. Well it`s a jolly good job you are smartly dressed to receive visitors, she said.
Although I will often be seen as far to happy to be able to wait, ( like Nenad !) so i nibble away on Jam Doughnut`s while waiting in the garden on a wet day for my flowers to grow.As for the comparison with little old me and that fine Teddy ,and Inspite of all the difference I take it as a kindly compliment, from you all.Even if Paddington never,ever did his buttons up looking just right. Emperor,yes i can see clearly Predrag & Nenad sons of a poor Widow. What Fracticidal Ballard`s we could all sing! Good against Bad or Whatever!
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Yes what made the Sun smile even longer then it usually does is the sight of MayBell and Fred on Slug & Snail Patrol in the garden." Hi MayBell,how many did you get? "..... "Hello Fred, I got 52 . How many did you get ?"..........Well MayBell I, i sort of lost count after one."...." Never mind Fred lets go find them Ducklings and make our way home."...... "OK MayBell, but you do know the way home,don`t you?"
come on little fellows .We are off home,and just listen to BB Shouting! " Yippy! I`ve bought the Charles Dickens hand written Manuscript of Great Expectation!"Wow! MayBell BB must have tons of money.".... "No Fred just tons of Toy`s and very good friends." 
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All I have to do now is put my professors research head back on and try to read the thing. BB
What on earth is this stuff MayBell? Well Fred I think it`s Glue! Really? Yip Fred it is PVA . Whats P,P, PVA MayBell? It`s glue Fred. Gosh MayBell you are so brainy. Well Fred not really,I once had the misfortune to have fallen into this stuff once. Really? Yip! And it was so sticky and tasted quite Awful! Oh My! MayBell, you certainly have had some good adventures. Well it`s like this Fred you have always got to be on your toes where Beano Boy is concerned,because he`s always doing thing`s. MayBell,MayBell what are toes? Well toes are on the feet of humans.Well I never you are so clever.So toes are on feet? Yes that's right and Humans can wiggle them up and down like. Really,Really? Yip!But MayBell,what are feet? Never mind Fred.If I answered that question you`ed only want to know what leg`s are. Leg`s,leg`s.What are leg`s MayBell?
Never mind with that Fred.Here come our little chum`s. Hi,MayBell.Hi Fred ,they happy like cried out .Now it was with dire concern upon her face MayBell,warned them not to woddle their way into the sticky glue. Ok,Ok! We can see it they all replied in Baby Duck Lingo,which is a certain something MayBell can perfectly understand, but as for Fred understanding this excited fluffy Duck language ,that is altogether another thing to ponder upon.
Are you two Blackfeet braves OK? Do you need help? I can go fetch BB,and he`ll know what to do. We are fine MayBell.BB is working on making us afloat in out canoe. We`ve just got to wait till this stuff clears and then we will be on our way. MayBell oddly looked quite confused because it is a well known fact MayBell`s whatever size or shape or colour they come in ,don`t understand Blackfeet Lingo at all. Now the most surprising thing of all is Fred excitedly could. MayBell they are fine! BB is helping them out,and it`s A OK! Fred you are so surprising at odd times. Yes I know MayBell. Come on Fred let`s go onto the next part. Ok MayBell,but what does Sur,Surprising mean?