During the military service one of my comrades who couldn't take anymore really swallowed a fork...
For a while he warned everybody he would have done it, and then he begun to say he actually did it.
Nobody took him seriously.
Despite knowing he was a bit weird I didn't believed him either...
Eventually such unbelievable story was mistaken for "a special secret mission" (a prank) of the "idiot team".
After few days he clearly appeared sick, so he had to be hospitalized in the base first, and in hospital right away afterwards.
The fork was bent in two, and that suppose to explain how he bloody managed to swallow it (for God sake!
), it remained stack somewhere in the stomach or intestine anyway...
However the doctors didn't open him and somehow got the fork out by "the other side" ....
He was judged "insane" and sent home, so he finished his military service as he wanted.